- Ken Furtato, X-FACTOR -
A new Kristen Bjorn video always means rearranging my schedule to clear half a day for the erotic delights in store. A cinematic Bosch, Bjorn always delivers a garden of earthly delights whose luscious setting harbors voluptuous men engaged in unrestrained carnal pursuit.
Fire Dance is the story of brothers Juan Jimenez and Carlos Montenegro. Having lost the family fortune, they converted their ancient chateau into a pension (guesthouse). It attracts handsome men from all over the world. Some go there for its rural natural beauty; other for its "tainted … sordid history."
Visitors Matthias Vannelli and Zeca Romeiro get a taste of that history when they arrive to find Juan and his lover, Rocky Oliveira, carnally engaged in the open stone window above the entrance. Rocky jerks Juan to an orgasm that showers the guests as they are about to knock. They agree, "What a welcome!" and their blood comes to a boil so instantaneously, they hurry to a shaded area nearby to engage in similar shenanigans. But that's getting ahead of the story.
Apart from the symbolic significance of the title, there is an actual fire dance in one scene. Max Veneziano and Alex Ribeiro, two of the guests, work in a traveling circus, in which Alex is a fire-eater. When they practice their fire dance in the courtyard, it enflames the loins of gardener Jean Franko, who joins them for an extended three-way. Rocky is one of the most stunning Bjorn models of all time. The lover of Juan, he also loves Juan's brother Carlos, and the shifting sexual dynamic among the three provides an extended "scene" that carries throughout the film. Rocky connects with each brother individually (as a top when he's with Carlos and as a bottom when he's with Juan) as well as in an three-way.
Mario Segovia plays the milkman, who delivers milk and cream in huge tin vessels. He becomes sexually embroiled with Matthias and Zeca, and sensuously pours gallons of milk and cream over their bodies on a stone wall in the courtyard. It's unbelievably sensuous. Matthias Vannelli also bottoms onscreen for the first time.
The 2 ½-hour director's edit (mail-order only) has an additional 30-minute, four-man scene involving two pairs of guests, a billiards table, and what to do when the "pool table" has no balls or holes. Among the highlights of this four-way is Falco Jambout getting fucked to orgasm with a cue stick. As we learn from the narration, there's another reason for the chateau's dubious reputation: visitors have been known to disappear. Carlos Caballero accidentally discovers the prison located in one of the chateau's towers. There he finds three men in leather and chains. He frees them and they have sex, but there's more to that secret that he later learns.
Fire Dance has everything Kristen Bjorn fans expect, from multiple, almost endless orgasms, to spectacular international models to incendiary sex — plus such additions as the milk bath and the fact that nearly half the models are versatile.
Rating: Scorching.
- Martin Cox, ManNet.com -
A medieval castle in Europe slowly reveals its secrets in this handsome epic, which proves to be yet another jewel in director Kristen Bjorn's already fully-encrusted crown. The eclectic, varied cast of characters has everything from a pair of rivalrous brothers to a couple of fire baton-twirling circus performers. The one thing they all have in common is that they are uniformly hot.
All are happily (well, mostly) ensconced in the forbidding stone edifice that serves as a picturesque setting for all the action, and the clever script offers some nice twists along the way. Editing, too, is intriguing, eschewing the usual linear action in favor of presenting the different stories and performers in an intricately woven tapestry. This makes the production more pleasurable in both action and story, especially considering its length (no complaints about that, mind you).
The story begins with Bruno Duarte and Falco Jambout, a couple who arrives and immediately hooks up with fuck buddies Alexandro Gonzalez and Tibor Cernan. Appropriately, this four-way bout takes place in the castle's game room, which is equipped with a billiards table. Falco, a dark, handsome, sinuous beauty, becomes the centerpiece, quite literally, of the early action, offering his body up to the other three, standing on the pool table and delivering more than one "sticks and balls" double entendres. Falco's many talents include the ability to produce cum-shots that spew with great trajectory and volume, a highlight throughout this part of the production. As the scenes progress, he delivers often and impressively, most memorably blasting off while he's being fucked by one of the pool cues. Falco's lover, Bruno, also gets his chance to shine, lying down and taking Alexandro's thick piece missionary-style while the other three studs take turns anointing his buff, smooth torso with their spunk.
Next, the quartet switches partners for well-choreographed side-by-side doggy-style fucking, with Falco and Tibor on bottom. The camera rakes over their bodies as the frenzied fucking progresses, and the views are exquisite. Falco's never-depleted stores of cum continue to delight in a scene with Alexandro ardently rimming his ass. With several low moans, Falco's cock begins to spasm, and once again it spurts like a garden hose, his load jetting away from his body and raining down to the floor.
Elsewhere in the castle, Juan Jimenez, one of the brothers who owns the place, is berating servant Rocky Olivera in the kitchen. Rocky's offense? He hasn't wiped down the table to Juan's satisfaction. Rocky then pays for his lackluster table-cleaning skills. Juan cruelly bends him over and cuts out the seat of his jeans, completely exposing a creamy, rounded ass. Apparently Juan thinks Rocky can learn something about wiping down tables by giving him a licking -- with his tongue. It's an unusual method, but I'm all for it. By the time Juan has finished with Rocky, the rest of his jeans are slashed away. I'd gladly recreate this scene with big-dicked Juan, as long as he would let me change out of my Diesels into something cheaper.
The two are not alone. They're being spied upon by Juan's brother, Carlos Montenegro, and although he is invited to join them, he recoils at the harsh treatment Juan has given Rocky and leaves. Juan isn't all deterred; he then fucks Rocky mercilessly on the kitchen table. Considering the huge cum-shot this elicits from Rocky, he isn't feeling too put-upon.
Meanwhile, Matthias Vannelli and Zeca Romeiro have just arrived at the castle. They are treated to the sight of the next phase of Rocky's punishment, which is to blow Juan in an open window. The sight is enough to convince Matthias and Zeca on the spot that they made the right vacation choice. Rocky brings Juan to a creamy finish, the results of which drop at least two stories below, landing on Matthias and Zeca ("Dude, we are SO coming back here next year," you can almost hear them think). In fact, the two are so turned on by the unorthodox and slightly messy welcome that they decide to fuck before they check in.
Next, in the best argument I can think of for never again avoiding the "deliveries only" entrance, Matthias and Zeca are joined by the hunky milkman, Mario Segovia. Mario arrives actually carrying a huge can of milk that he later uses to slowly drizzle over his playmate's muscular bodies. This scene should do more for the dairy industry than a hundred of those silly "Got Milk?" mustache ads. That other kind of cream, the kind produced by men and not cows, is featured amply in the scene as well; all three of these studs are major providers of the stuff. When the action transitions from outdoors to indoors, Matthias fucks Mario and Zeca alternately feeds his cock to Mario and sucks Mario's meat.
The scene ends with Matthias taking a turn on the bottom, with Zeca thrusting into him from behind while Mario watches and unleashes a torrent of cum that coats Zeca's asscheek. The view of two studs like Max Veneziano and Alex Ribeiro standing shirtless in the castle's courtyard is enough to grab attention, but when you add in flaming batons and fire spitting -- well, that's pretty impossible to ignore. Swarthy castle employee Jean Franko succumbs to the visual spectacle, and he invites the two studs inside for an entirely different kind of sparks.
Jean plays a very accommodating host (such a gentleman: he even compliments each stud as he slowly pulls their cocks from their jeans), and he sucks and strokes each dude to a quick, thrilling climax. The highlight of this scene, though, is hot, tattooed, and macho dude Alex bending over to be fucked by Max and Jean alternately. At the end of the scene, a perfect angle from underneath shows off three big cum-shots from each stud to absolute perfection.
The next segment has Max in the bottom role, as the tall hunk plants himself on Jean's raging erection and rides it. While he does, Alex skillfully manipulates Max's dick until it erupts with a big load. That sight is quickly followed by Jean's cream, a one-two punch of jaw-dropping cum-shots.
Next, Rocky is moping around the castle when he meets up with Carlos, who is intent on making him forget about his brother's abusive treatment earlier. Poor Rocky: ravaged by one handsome brother and romanced by the other. It's kind of hard to work up any sympathy for him. The scene works beautifully, nevertheless. Rocky puts his sublime oral skills to work and easily coaxes a major load from Carlos. Then, the two repair to a bedroom where Carlos lies down and takes Rocky's cock from behind, a fuck that is as tender as it is sizzling, especially when Carlos pushes his ass back on Rocky's rod.
Our fire dancers aren't through yet. The action cuts back to the three, and now Jean is center stage, lying back on a table while Max and Alex play with his ass, suck his cock, give him a handjob, and fuck him, leading to two massive cum-shots from Jean.
The romantic tryst between Rocky and Carlos has Carlos understandably smitten, and when the two next meet, Carlos throws himself on Rocky and dry humps him (and this man's ass, even in pants, is astounding). Meanwhile, Juan is leaning out of an upstairs window watching the whole thing. So now you know where the expression "right under his nose" comes from. But all is not quite what it seems, and that's the most I will give away here. Suffice it to say that the three manage to work things out in a very carnal way, in what turns out to be the best scene in the entire production. Among the many assets this three-way has to offer is beauty alone: this is arguably one of the best-looking threesomes ever cast together. Rocky is darkly handsome, almost pretty; this perfectly sets off Juan's strong-jawed machismo. As for Carlos, his chiseled, gorgeous body and attractive face are near-perfect.
Add good looks to three very big, uncut cocks that never seem to go down, and you've got a recipe for success. The first part of the scene, takes place just outside the castle. In it, Rocky is on his knees sampling the brothers' substantial wares orally. Rocky has a mouthful of Carlos' meat when he spews a load, and then Carlos gushes on Rocky's chest.
Then, the party moves inside, where Juan is treated to a delectable, double-decker ass sandwich. Rocky and Carlos' puckers, dicks, and balls are all on view and readily at hand for Juan, and it is a tempting, mouthwatering sight indeed.
The setting changes yet again, and a roaring fire in the background adds to the romanticism (not that this trio needs any help in that area). Rocky gets on all-fours to once again and experiences the insistent probing of Juan's talented tongue at his hole. Juan's expert rimjob is a great primer for the deliberate, sensuous and eye-popping fuck that follows.
The best part of this outstanding scene comes near the end. Just after Juan pulls out of Rocky's ass and cums, the three hunks share kisses, nuzzles, and licks, and Rocky's face breaks out in a grin, in obvious, unfeigned delight, even as he's smooching Carlos.
Every medieval castle has a dungeon, and the finale takes us there. As Carlos Caballero is incredulous to learn, there are still prisoners (Erick Noguiera, Mauricio Goldstein and Mukhtar Safarov) being held there, and all three sport harnesses, leather, chains, cock rings and monstrous erections. These aren't emaciated, bearded, wizened prisoners -- each is slab of primo beefcake. Carlos takes on Erick first, loosing him from his chains while the other two watch, their dicks straining with excitement at the show.
The minute Erick is freed, he takes control of Carlos, and with very few preliminaries, he's fucking him hard. Carlos pinches a nipple with one hand and strokes out a load with the other. Across the room, and with his hands still manacled over his head, Mauricio's cock spits out a hands-free load with such force that it rockets away from his body.
The sweaty, hot and cum-soaked leather orgy is riveting as it proceeds. Although all of the studs produce memorable pop-shots, it is once again Mauricio who stands out from the crowd reaching an earth-shattering orgasm that rocks his body from stem to stern as he's sucking Mukhtar and being fucked by Carlos.
Rating: *** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
- Brady Jansen, ADULT VIDEO NEWS -
Without question, Kristen Bjorn gives fans more bang for their buck in each feature. Just when you think a hot scene is over, the men regroup and continue with another round that produces yet another set of cum-shots.
In this latest two-hour-plus epic, Juan Jimenez and Carlos Montenegro play brothers who run a medieval chateau as an inn that has a suspicious history of disappearing visitors and a mysterious dungeon. Bjorn revels in shots that you almost want to hit the pause button for, like the blowjob Rocky Oliveira administers to Jimenez in the large open window that is framed by the beautiful wall overlooking the yard. The shot would be at home in a high-quality art book. Ditto the sequence with Mario Segovia pouring a jug of cream over Matthias Vannelli and Zeca Romeiro, the liquid white sheath enhancing every muscle in their toned bodies. Bjorn doesn’t spare stunning sex shots either, whether it’s Max Veneziano sitting on Jean Franko's cock, Montenegro licking his own cum off Oliveira's chest, or the huge, hands-free squirt of Mauricio Goldstein in the closing dungeon scene. There’s also a rare bottoming from Franko (no ass is spared here, another plus to Bjorn’s casting), and each and every cock throbs its way through multiple cum-shots. None of the dicks is hotter than Jimenez' insanely big, thick, juicy slab. Pre-noms Best Foreign Release, Best Director.
Rating: AAAA 1/2
- Giacomo Tramontagna, THE GUIDE -
Juan Jimenez and Carlos Montenegro are finely chiseled European brothers whose aristocratic clan has fallen on hard times, necessitating special measures to keep their ancestral manor solvent. With the help of Jimenez's lover and servant, Rocky Olivera, the pair has transformed the family castle into a no-holds- barred gay guest house. Montenegro, who's secretly enamored of Olivera, finds his brother's treatment of the soulful, bedroom-eyed underling reprehensible-- failing to see what's really going on when, for example, Jimenez punishes Olivera for inattentive table- polishing by slashing his pants off and fucking the living tapas out of him. When Jimenez and Olivera eventually clue Montenegro into their kink dynamic, the resulting three-way helps Fire Dance earn its name.
This peppery eccentric treat from Kristen Bjorn embellishes its central love triangle with subplots involving handsome gardener Carlos Caballero and jealous boyfriend Jean Franko; a dungeon full of "guests who don't pay their bills and employees who don't do their jobs right;" and various lustful tourists. The 17-man cast is potent even for a Kristen Bjorn production; every sex scene threatens to burn a hole in your screen. Among the more memorable blasts of heat are the images of Falco Jabour ejaculating geyser-style while Alexandro Gonzalez fucks him with a billiard cue, and of Zeca Romeiro lapping up milk that runs between Matthias Vannelli's buttocks as Mario Segovia spills the rich white liquid down Vannelli's back.
Rating: 4 stars.